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I’m one bloke who’s lived a life and then some. Somehow, something stupid, funny, wild, outrageous or scary happens to me most weeks. Did I mention stupid? That probably deserved top billing.

The Weekend Report is where those stories end up. They’re real stories. Some are from weekends long gone. Others are fresh from last weekend, while I’m still trying to work out how things got so out of hand.

Back in the day, I used to send my mates an email every Monday morning to relive the weekend’s antics. Sometimes to explain them. Depending on the weekend, there was a bit of both.

Then social media took over, reels became the norm and the old Monday email got left behind.

Well, I reckon it’s time to bring it back.

Whether you’re at your desk, on the job site or sitting through a uni lecture, take five minutes for a weekly rant from someone whose weekend might make yours look fairly sensible.

It’s free and lands every Monday. Have a read, have a laugh and forward it to a mate who could use one before 10am.

I’m only one bloke. There are thousands of you out there having weekends that start with an adventure and finish with a disaster.

So send me your yarn.

I’ll put my own spin on the telling, or if it passes the pub test as it stands, leave it as raw as possible.

There’s room here for more than my bad decisions. Let’s hear yours.